Toonces

Toonces, AKA EddieCaneJr, Clarence 13X, or Canetrarian is a Corch Randy Shannon lover, registered sex offender, race-baiter, and former Lounge resident.

Toonces's rise to infamy was a quick one, as his high levels of foolishness brought the attention of many Loungies, including Sniffy.

Toonces was a professional race-baiter. He was quick to call anyone who didn't slurp Shannon a racist. Tooncie was also a major Reggie Bush/USC hater, and a few times claimed "Miami has surpassed a handicapped USC with 67 men on scholarship".

Toonces's other memorable shenanigans include threatening Mods, claiming others have multiple handles, (Ironically, he has a few himself) and his favorite catch phrases which include:

"Da fugg? You lame"

and "You know how I know your gay?"

During the 2010 offseason, Lounge poster Sniffy challenged Toonces to a bet. He proposed that Toonces would never show his face on Grassy ever again if Corch Shannon's Miami Hurricanes finished the season with 5 losses.

Toonces immediately took the offer, as he was certain that 5 losses was completely and virtually impossible. Unfortunately, Corches gon' Corch and Miami lost 6 games, including an embarrassing home loss to Free Shoes and a loss to fucking USF.

Toonces has not been seen since, but rumors say he logs on every once in a while to make sure people are still using his "Da fugg" line and to masturbate to UMLawCane's photos.

Uncle Tom in disguise.