Grassy

MiamiNights, aka USCBootyPickleWillow, aka EastLansingCumDumpster, and RetardSupplierOfFreeHandJobsForCrack had his rib cage removed so he could suck his own dick anytime he wanted, since it's the only head he gets. Owns stock in and buys Chloroform in bulk so he can frequenlty kidnap Sniff and swallow a belly of Sniff man juice every night. Sniff's got so many kids cause MiamiNights goes to the sperm clinic and throws up in a bucket after every suck- off-sniff session. MiamiNights goes home and eats three bags of cheetos till his hands are covered in cheetos cheese to jerk off with. Once his dick is radioactive orange, that's when the fun of having his rib cage comes in. Claims he played for Michigan St under Saban, but was really an under- sized towel boy who he frequently had Jeff Smoker's jockstrap pulled over his face and then he used it as a breathing apparatus, which led to free hand jobs for smack.

Grassy is a cock-infested breeding place where a group of lame-ass homosexual neckbeards scream out "Violation" if they don't get to see pictures of a woman. Apparently they have yet to discover how to locate porn or talk to a woman.

The shithole known as Grassy is divided into 4 groups: The Free Board, which is a wasteland of virgin faggots and 12 year olds. The Lounge, a cumdumpster of retards, racists and Bentley drivers. The Town Hall, where aging Liberal hippie douchecunts embarrass themselves and Conservative rednecks jack each other off in a circle of Obama-bashing and libtard ridiculing. Lastly there's the Premium Board snobs, who think their shit don't stink and feel they're a step above the Free Board virgins. This last group of cock-meat connosseurs sometimes stumble into The Lounge, where they share their expertise on life, football, politics, and other shit they feel they know something about.

All "prominent" members of the Lounge claim to hate Facebook and bash it with extreme regularity. All but one of these too good for social networking sophisticants coincidentally have Facebook accounts and spend their days stalking women on Facebook and jerking off to pictures of jailbait. Hooray for being edgy and too cool for Facebook.

Grassy National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Members

 * DannyBoyCane(Biggest Troll)
 * BooThisMan
 * CaliCaneDuck
 * Toonces
 * MiamiNights
 * KeepRollin
 * IbisGirl
 * BuckeyesPower3TAwesome
 * Cmar
 * SniffCane
 * EKUCane
 * JaxCane
 * NicTheCage
 * BillSwerski
 * JennUrs
 * CaneCastic
 * IronSheikCane
 * 5Ringz(Hates Cubans)
 * HarrycarayisGOAT
 * freemanoverwright
 * HURRICANEWARNING1976
 * rmcgowan
 * LoungeAficionado
 * UMBrynn

Coaches
Football

UM Rivals
 * Al Golden
 * Jon Gruden
 * Corch Randy Shannon
 * Mike Leach
 * Jim Tressel
 * Bobby Bowden
 * Urban Meyer

Basketball
 * Frank Haith
 * Perry Clark
 * Leonard Hamilton

Players

 * Robert Marve
 * Kirby Freeman
 * Jacory Harris
 * Kyle Wrong
 * Lance Legget