EKUCane

A suspected closet homosexual, EKU would widely be remembered as the "Da Fugg?" selection of a moderator if not for the inexplicable promotion of KeepTrollin.

Outed on the board by ObieHurricane years ago, the rumors of this Kentucky hillbilly being light in the loafers only pesisted upon several stories of his rotund Kentuckian friend numero setting him with with slutty college tail, all ending with EKU turning them down and explaining with lame excuses, as one would expect from one of questionable sexuality. Being so proficient in the art of sucking off Peyton Manning only fuels this speculation.